when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
Do not ever mark people by their sin, for Allah loves these three matters the most: Being moderate in your living, forgiving when your capable of doing so and being tender with the servants of Allah and whoever was tender with someone in this earthly world Allah will be tender with him on the Day of Resurrection
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"